THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com
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http://grasshopper.com – This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all "new dorks"). It's a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind," from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there's a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie – they're all super popular new dorks! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
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-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia & David Fine
Directed by David Fine
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker – http://youtube.com/jacquelinemusic
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest – TGIF Crew – http://youtube.com/tgifcali
LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I'm in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I'm a nerd forever
I'm the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom's place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I'm on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin' google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin' sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I'm most definitely
The New Dork,
Social networks – what dreams are made of, There's nothing you can't do
Now you're the New Dork
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Let's hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks
Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I'm on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I'm pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I'm up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster's lurkin'
Used to be a reject, But now I'm steady jerkin'
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin' from the small time, Girls couldn't find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I'm friends with Ashton
CHORUS
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26 Comments
April 20th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
@calfgoMOOOOOOO omfg really? lol i never knew (don't tell him that this has been around since 5 years)
April 20th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
she hottt
April 20th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Corny.
April 20th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
nice hair stupid
April 20th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
eat banana u moron
April 20th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
just one word can describe this:
wtf?!
April 20th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
How can I get this on my iPod?
April 20th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
nice try.
April 20th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Much respect There are those of us who do, and the rest who criticize from their boring lives
April 20th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Geez, those GEICO cave men are everywhere.
April 20th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
is this beard for real?
April 20th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
ahahahahaah man your coool and shes sexioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
April 20th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Did you guys know people can make money off us watching and clicking on the ads that appear on videos and their websites?
How come they get all the money?
I've figured out an idea how we can all make a fun sweepstakes type thing out of it
visit my channel and you see how it works!
this is not a scam or anything like that. i promise, good clean fun with ad revenue. beat the system!!
and spread the word!!
April 20th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
that was funnnnnny xD
April 20th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Sick mi yute!!!!!!!!!!!!! MADD!!!!
April 20th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
even a caveman can do it
April 20th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
this is genius. :O
April 20th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
man he`s ugly
April 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
1:20 to 1:23 Thats what she looks like when shes riding me
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April 20th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
cool song, guess I'm a loser too…
skinny jeans and messy hair aren't cool…
April 20th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Girl looks tight that would last all night!
April 20th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
AWSOME Alicia spoop!!! you look and act just like her! LIKE!
April 20th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Totally awesome…:)
April 20th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
オー
April 20th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
i dont get it :O
March 20th, 2012 at 12:55 am
They made a decision to replace their old product which was economic machine piping and upload videos of funny and fascinating subjects, like the official YouTube. I was so shocked that luck could create millionaires like this on the world wide web, I chose to research other misspellings of YouTube and was not shocked to find that other domains had been grabbed like YoTube and YuTube.
My page intended to review addresses like YouTbe.com or YuoTube.com to give folk a headstart when attempting to avoid spam and it has received a warm reception with lots of folks giving the thumbs up on the Facebook 'Like ' button.